January 2012
49 posts
The Unbelievable Truth: Series 4 - QI/New Year's...
Rob Brydon: We all love snow. It's a miracle that in all the snow that falls on Earth from pole to pole, each and every snowflake is perfectly symmetrical.
[Alan buzzes]
David Mitchell: Alan.
Alan Davies: I think it's true that they're symmetrical.
[The infamous QI alarm blares out, everyone laughs]
Alan Davies: I knew that noise would start seeping into my real life! It was only a matter of time!
David Mitchell: Um, no, I'm afraid Alan that's not true, but many people think it is.
Alan Davies: Right, of course. Led by me, the leader of the many wrong people!
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What do I do about my massive, freakish balls?
– Mark Corrigan (Peep Show)
Ahhhh soup a lovely hug in a mug. All I need now is a kiss in a tube, a wank in...
– Mark Corrigan (David Mitchell)
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This blog is in danger of transitioning into just a lot of rants about how the people on TV who are the most liberal you will see are actually often BNP level fuck-brains when it comes to one thing or another and how we are all fucked as a species because very few people genuinely understand what being a decent human being to others actually is. Ugh Josie Long save me.
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Paused one of David Mitchell's Soapbox videos...
vaginamonoblogues:
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“my first contribution to the david mitchell fandom”
Thanks pukingneoneels, this is haunting.
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blackieblue:
Is it wrong that I find David Mitchell with beard incredibly attractive?
No, but it is worrying that you are asking the internet to certify your personal feelings.
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David loves Pizza
A Sausage In Time
[submission from silhouettic] On a loose and pungent morning, David sat in a cafe. It was Valentine’s Day and he was all alone. His member ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Pizza to love someone with a dry phalange? Warmly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. “Ah, my love is like a moreish salty pepperoni, all...
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December 2011
64 posts
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