Women, you’re leaking, aging, hairy, overweight and everything hurts - and your children’s clothes are filthy. No wonder men long for other, less clammy, women. For God’s sake, sort yourself out.

Men, shave and get drunk, because you’re already brilliant.

2 months ago on November 28, 2011 at 04:53pm
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    This is why I love David Mitchell: funny, succinct, feminist cultural commentary.
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    Absolutely perfect and true.
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